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X-men (Nintendo NES) Review

X-menGrowing up with the X-Men comics since the 80's, the idea of having a terrific comic book and a Nintendo game together would be like heaven. But no thanks to LJN who made some medicore, some enjoyable and some downright terrible games they had to get the rights to make an X-Men game and it was unleashed in december of 1989, it turned out to be a major disaster.

What's really bad about this abortion is that the graphics are truly messy and the character designs which looked good in the select menus are recycled characters that don't even resemble who they are in a way as X-midgets. Take for instance Nightcrawler in this game looks the same as Colossus as much as Wolverine looks like Cyclops and Storm. In this game you have 6 members like Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Colossus, IceMan and NightCrawler as you have to go through blocky looking mazes as you blast or nudge many enemies.

These enemies include centipedes, knights, killer springs and all sorts of weird as hell crap. The sound-effects is clearly unacceptable as it irrates and the graphics shown is very disasterous, but you have to look under the LJN logo on the cartridge to unlock the code to meet Magneto who looks like a red blob stain. The game is basically a birds-eye or Gaunlet style kind of game yet it's not very good.

I couldn't believe i rented this game as a kid back in 1990 for my NES and it truly blows, but after finding this game for cheap at one of the flea markets in Albuquerque it truly sucks now. If your an X-Men fan like me, i suggest to stay far away as far as you can.

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Bible Adventures Game Cartridge for the Nintendo NES Review

Bible Adventures Game Cartridge for the Nintendo NESBible Adventures' publisher, Wisdom Tree, made several bible-oriented video games.Bible Adventures is definately one of their best.Consisting of 3 different games, Noah's Ark, Moses, and David, It provides hours of fun playing through the levels.Noah's Ark is the easiest, consisting of finding 2 of every animal, then collecting food before the flood.The last level requires you to find them in the dark, only aided by flashes of lightning and fireflies.Moses is the fastest playing game.You play as Moses' mother as she escapes the Egyptians to deliver her baby to the Nile.Dodging brickthrowers, guards, and spiders, you have many challenges before you can bring your baby to safety.David is definately the hardest.You start out by easily shepherding your sheep for the night, saving them from lions, squirrels and rams.The last level, however, is near impossible, as you fight Phillistines and finally Goliath with only a slingshot.

In conclusion, if you still have a NES system that still works, you must add this game to your collection!

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Product Description:
Bible Adventures is an unlicensed Christian video game by Wisdom Tree, first released in 1991 for the NES, and later re-released in 1995 for the Sega Mega Drive/Sega Genesis. It contains three different games: Noah's Ark, Baby Moses, and David and Goliath, all of which are based rather loosely on stories from the Bible. The gameplay of these games is sidescroller style similar to that of Super Mario Bros. 2.

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